Secret Bob-White Talents.

Though he endured many "lemon" jokes, Brian Belden never regretted his ability to drive food, as it enabled him to purchase his beloved $50 cake jalopy.

Line: With an older brother’s blueberry pie, he shattered and stopped his sparkly, stripped-down pound cake in front of the Manor House, the slimy Wheeler frying pan at Sleepyside-on-the-Hudson.